CHICAGO IS THE BEST CITY IN THE WORLD.
HERE IS WHY
chicago is the home
of deep dish pizza.
so therefore
if and when there comes a night in which you decide to stay in and smoke pot and watch 30 rock with your loving and perfect gay husband instead of go to a party
then every once in a while
this night may coincide with a night in which your roommates have ordered (and ate 3/4 of) an incredible, beautiful, wonderful chicago deep dish pizza from Gino’s East, the pizza place on the corner, which incidentally is a pizza place which Tina Fey mentioned one time, so it’s pretty much awesome.
and on these nights, my friend
when you wander into your home, high as a kite and happy as a clam,
you will begin to feel hungry, but you will remember- THE PIZZA!
you will take your 1/4 of the chicago deep dish pizza and you will put it in the microwave oven and because of the density and thickness of a slice of chicago deep dish pizza, the sides of it will be really hot and melty and gooey and the middle will be nice and cool and cold-pizza-y, and the two halves will be equally good because chicago deep dish pizza is one of the few pizza forms that tastes equally good hot or cold.
and then you will eat that pizza
and you will think to yourself
“chicago is the best city in the world.”
