February 2012
166 posts
AND I DON'T CARE IF I FUCK UP, I'M GOIN' ON A DATE...
THE MOST REMARKABLE THING ABOUT YOU STANDING IN...
THE WORLD SHINES AS I CROSS THE MACON COUNTY LINE
lalalala. up late attempting to wax philosophical. drinking tea and listening to the mountain goats and the sound of the rain on the roof.
oh good lord
all the cheesy college acapella groups at my school are performing in one giant acapella clusterfuck
I will NOT BE IN ATTENDANCE
SWITCHBACK BOOKS
I kind of hate myself for this, but I find philosophy as a subject really fucking stupid. I feel like no conclusions are ever reached. it’s semantics and talking in circles and the things we discuss (in my philosophy class) are things like “what is piety?” and “what is the difference between knowledge and opinions?” and “how do we know what we know?” and...
i just quit my job :)
earthlaughsinflowersmyfriends:
i’ve been working 20 hours a week for the past couple months. and today i was sitting at my desk. and i literally just couldn’t write another customer service e-mail. so i told my boss i had to dip. and i did.
liberating!
p.s ja rule’s voice kinda annoys me
HELL YES! LETS HAVE A CELEBRATORY DINNER! WEDNESDAY NIGHT! I’LL TEXT YA!
bluemoonofkentucky:
my homework is literally to make a voodoo doll
i don’t have time for this shit
LOLOLOLOLOL
New Reality Show Premieres on Bravo, Creates...
teenage-tootsies:
“Real Housewives of Space” is described as more loony than lunar
NEW YORK—The producer of the new “Real Housewives of Space” is battling controversy after word of the new show reached the general public on Sunday. The show, following in the footsteps of past “Real Housewives” series, will depict the lives of half a dozen working-class moms who conduct their lives...
sweet lord baby jesus
that was a rough ass night.
Just taught my first Rape and Sexual Assault...
the bad:
- they were completely unaware of the existence and effects of date rape drugs.
- they fought me on certain points, including the fact that removing articles of clothing does not equal consent to sex, and that a person can stop sex at any time even if they are in a relationship with their partner.
- we read a scenario in which a teenager is raped and when we asked whose fault it was,...
I am so nervous I could barf
I was less nervous this one time they made me recite a poem in front of my entire middle school
I was less nervous when I took the SAT
I was less nervous than that one time I went to that convention for nervous people (that didn’t actually happen) (that joke barely made sense) (what is happening) (I am SO nervous)
tomorrow I have to teach a workshop about Rape and...
yeah not nervous at all definitely not, you know, fucking terrified or anything.
I bet you all wish you could come to the Fiddler...
hellomynameismaddy:
walleeeee:
Yeah that’s something that happens in my life.
i mean this was like all of my dreams coming true at once
also it was my idea YOU’RE WELCOME
MADDY MOST OF YOUR IDEAS ARE GENIUS BUT THIS ONE TAKES THE CAKE
I’M SO JELLY
it’s always been strange to me that humans invented instruments, and built them out of wood, and figured out how to play them, because I think music is so much more than humans, you know? like I think it was almost here before us or something.
30 Rock
Jack: Look, Tracy – I can’t just *give* you money. But what I can do is show you how you can *earn* all the money you need. You must know Arsenio…
Tracy Jordan: Hall or Billingham?
Jack: You know someone named *Arsenio Billingham*?
Tracy Jordan: No.
this
has been the worst morning on record.
every little thing that could go wrong went wrong.
I am extremely cranky BUT determined not to let this day get me down. I WILL WIN, DAY. MARK MY WORDS.
today I was at work and I was straightening the clothing racks and my boss was balancing the registers and she just randomly turned to me and said “Lily, I really like how positive you are. I just think you have a really good outlook.”
It was nice, you know? it’s nice when somebody says something like that.
