February 2012
139 posts
tomorrow I have to teach a workshop about Rape and...
yeah not nervous at all definitely not, you know, fucking terrified or anything.
I bet you all wish you could come to the Fiddler...
hellomynameismaddy:
walleeeee:
Yeah that’s something that happens in my life.
i mean this was like all of my dreams coming true at once
also it was my idea YOU’RE WELCOME
MADDY MOST OF YOUR IDEAS ARE GENIUS BUT THIS ONE TAKES THE CAKE
I’M SO JELLY
it’s always been strange to me that humans invented instruments, and built them out of wood, and figured out how to play them, because I think music is so much more than humans, you know? like I think it was almost here before us or something.
30 Rock
Jack: Look, Tracy – I can’t just *give* you money. But what I can do is show you how you can *earn* all the money you need. You must know Arsenio…
Tracy Jordan: Hall or Billingham?
Jack: You know someone named *Arsenio Billingham*?
Tracy Jordan: No.
this
has been the worst morning on record.
every little thing that could go wrong went wrong.
I am extremely cranky BUT determined not to let this day get me down. I WILL WIN, DAY. MARK MY WORDS.
today I was at work and I was straightening the clothing racks and my boss was balancing the registers and she just randomly turned to me and said “Lily, I really like how positive you are. I just think you have a really good outlook.”
It was nice, you know? it’s nice when somebody says something like that.
thinking of dyeing my hair really dark brown and getting bangs cut again
on the other hand I sort of like the idea of being blonde this summa! SUMMA BLONDEEEEE
opinions? ideas? what did you have for lunch today?
how about this, men at the congressional hearing on Obama’s birth control plan: you decide whatever you want, and then you can take care of all the children you father.
sound good?
tyra banks: 10 beautiful ladies stand before me
tyra banks: but i only have nine pictures in my hands
tyra banks: and they're all of me
tyra banks: lol
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CHICAGO IS THE BEST CITY IN THE WORLD.
HERE IS WHY
chicago is the home
of deep dish pizza.
so therefore
if and when there comes a night in which you decide to stay in and smoke pot and watch 30 rock with your loving and perfect gay husband instead of go to a party
then every once in a while
this night may coincide with a night in which your roommates have ordered (and ate 3/4 of) an...
hellomynameismaddy:
“hey maddy, i’m coming over to your room right now. i hope you’re not having sex. see you in five minutes.”
-catherine’s voice mail
LOLOLOLOL
about to try parting my hair in the middle
this may not end well
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tryna chief on some chill ass bluntz and watch lord of the rings.
hellomynameismaddy:
just had dinner with my mentees they are the best
I SEE THE MANATEE HAS BECOME THE MENTO
triedtolivealone asked: no i mean that's a legitimate point. the thought of the possibility of people who take that show seriously has also crossed my mind
triedtolivealone asked: but the point is through the jokes about him objectifying women the writers are saying that they are against it, hence his ridiculousness.
triedtolivealone:
ok this play is just flat out a summer play.
HAHAHAHAHAH OH MY GOD THE TAG I’M LOLING SO HARD
spent the morning playing Lana Del Rey on the ukelele
WHO AM I
yeah so I don’t really find Barney Stinson funny.
like I feel like the reaction’s supposed to be “(chuckle) OH, BARNEY, TREATING WOMEN LIKE OBJECTS AGAIN! HA! SO HILARIOUS! WHAT WILL HE GET UP TO NEXT?!”
I still watch How I Met Your Mother every once in a while because I’ll always have nice memories of watching it in Maddy’s basement and giggling and every so...